3:00 PM -- Those pedantic Brits at the Daily Mail enjoy yet another laugh at our expense:

The US president thanked Australian premier John Howard for visiting 'Austrian troops' in Iraq...

Talking at a business forum on the eve of an Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in Sydney, Mr Bush also told Mr Howard: "Mr Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit."

Time for an upgrade... Miss Teen South Carolina for President!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading