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Greetings & Tidings

8:00 AM -- I'm not at work this week, but please take this opportunity to enjoy a non-denominational, culturally inclusive, seasonal greeting from our loving, benevolent parent company, CMP.

Click here for the card.

May all the warmth and festiveness and forgivitivity of this special warm time of the year surround your company and its...

(Sigh.)

Ah, screw it.

Merry Christmas.

OK?

Merry Flippin' Christmas and Happy New Year.

There.

Sheesh.

— Phil Harvey, Barely Managing Editor, Light Reading

Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are solely those of the writer, and not necessarily those of CMP, Light Reading, or any of its affiliates, its customers, its customers' families, or anyone of sound mind and spirit. Often the comments featured on this blog are simply satirical remarks that are made for entertainment purposes, not necessarily as an attack on any person, place, ideal, or institution. Close cover before striking. Please see your doctor if you experience a holiday moment lasting greater than four hours.

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