The winner was a laundromat warning: “Do not put any person in this washer.”
But coming in third was this cellphone admonition: “Don’t try to dry your phone in a microwave oven.”
Does that include cellphones with prepaid minutes?
And is this warning restricted to microwaves or does it rule out toaster ovens and barbecues as well?
Still way too much lawsuit wiggle room here...
— Red Panda, Frivolous Plaintiff, Light Reading