Slow Learner Rescued

12:10 PM -- More Man-Against-Nature news from the Outback, courtesy of BBC News:

A Warwickshire man rescued after spending three nights in the Australian Outback has been saved again - after getting lost in the bush a second time.

Martin Lake, 50, sparked a major land and air search after spending a further four nights in the same area of the Australian wilderness a week later.

Mr Lake was just north of Alice Springs when he phoned for help on his mobile.

A police spokesman said it was believed he had lost something during his first trip and had returned to look for it...

That'd be his brain, I'd guess.

— Red Panda, Whereabouts Unknown, Light Reading