"A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for 'a face like a moron and being a big monkey.' "
The wise-cracking cop has been busted for "inappropriate behaviour and defaming the police force."
And defaming monkeys, we might add.
Punishment has been swift and sure for this deranged monkey-phobe: "He has now been given a desk job in a remote village."
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading