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Romanian Remote

4:00 PM -- This just in from our second-favorite monkey news source, Ananova:

"A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for 'a face like a moron and being a big monkey.' "

The wise-cracking cop has been busted for "inappropriate behaviour and defaming the police force."

And defaming monkeys, we might add.

Punishment has been swift and sure for this deranged monkey-phobe: "He has now been given a desk job in a remote village."

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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