Queen Elizabeth Turns 80

7:45 AM -- The Queen is 80 years old today. Happy Birthday, Old Girl!

Her Royal H Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, is also, according to the Guardian, owner of "the sturgeons, whales and dolphins in the waters around the UK, following a 1324 statute which recognises them as 'fishes royal.' "

Britannia rules the sturgeons! Take that, Reverend Moon!

The Queen's Official Birthday is celebrated in June, which is, I think, kinda fishy.

— Larry, Monkey Royal, Light Reading

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