8:45 AM -- Perhaps some of you have, like your humble correspondent, received the email, "Re: Michael's suicidal aattempt":
Last night, while in his Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson has made a suicidal attempt.
They suggest this attempt follows the last claim was made against the king of pop.made a suicidal attempt.
46 years old Michael has left pre-suicid note which describes and interpretes some of his sins.
Don't be taken in by the smooth, professional style! Reuters reports this morning that the associated link will take curious respondents "to a Web Site which secretly installs malicious code on their computers."