Hollywood Goes Motley
The long anticipated investiture of Motley Crue [sic] on the Hollywood Walk of Fame will take place tomorrow.
Lacking, as the USA does, orders of knighthood, or a queen to bestow them, the coveted star on Hollywood Boulevard is really the highest honor to which an American performer can aspire.
Mr. Crue joins such legendary luminaries as Laird Cregar, Charlie Tuna, and David Spade.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading