6:00 PM -- OK, this is cool.

16-year old Brit student Peter Ash rigged up a system so that his cellphone can be charged by Elvis, his pet hamster, while the pesky little bugger runs round in his exercise wheel at night, Ananova reports The clever-clogs kid invented the device as part of his GCSE science exam. He was awarded a lowly C. Jonestown can't help thinking the kid wuz robbed. Hard to think of a better use for a hamster, ain't it?

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