Guess the Product

12:26 PM -- Imagine you are presented with the following press release and asked to determine if your readers would want to know more:

MALVERN, PENNSYLVANIA -- January 21, 2008 -- SecurElement Infrastructure Solutions today announced it has completed the definition and pilot testing of the innovative, logical, all-inclusive Managed Environment program. Offering high value at a controlled cost, businesses of any size are able to leverage leading-edge technologies and services that minimize costs, maximize productivity, drive bottom line success and solve critical business issues.

What do we know about this managed environment program? Well, it has been defined, but not in the press release, unfortunately. And we know it has been pilot tested, or perhaps tested using real pilots.

It's a logical program, so we're told, but we're unclear if this program is a software program, a training course, an executive retreat advertisement, or a piano recital.

Nevertheless, we look forward to hearing more about SecurElement, and pray the company enjoys bottom line success -- a form of weight loss? -- for years to come.

— Phil Harvey, The Editor, Light Reading

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