Fluff of the Year Awards
While Condi, Hillary, and Barack make the list, Der W's world-transformative powers seem to have fallen off Time's radar. Here's hoping he doesn't accept that as a challenge. Thank God, he only reads People.
Tina Fey, Justin Timberlake, and Rosie O'Donnell are, it seems, world-historical figures. Borat, as well: Someone alert the people of Kazakhstan.
Oprah, of course, appears under the "Heroes & Pioneers" category, as does the "power, talent or moral example" of Tyra Banks. Kate Moss, however, falls under "Artists & Entertainers." Time doesn't indicate which she's supposed to be.
And monkey lovers, take note: The "Scientists & Thinkers" group includes Frans de Waal, the primatologist and author of Primates and Philosophers and Chimpanzee Politics.
One question: Where's Streisand?
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading