9:45 AM -- Slow news day over at MSNBC, which reports:

"Mormons on average weigh 4.6 pounds more than other Utahans, a study by a Brigham Young University professor concluded."

Now, there's some lucky grad students: weighing Mormons!

But Utahans caught our eye. Gotta be something less awkward... Utanians? Utoids? Utahoos?

Sorry. Slow news day.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading