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Canis Majoris

1:00 PM -- Finally, thanks to petsinuniform.com, my fantasy can become a reality! "Using the latest digital techniques," my pet can get clad in the full military regalia he so richly deserves!

Sound too good to be true? Sadly, it is. Look closely at this picture of Colonel Dachshund:

Confused Reporters


C'mon, that's obviously a fake... There is just no way a dog could be that highly decorated in the military. So, contrary to petsinuniform.com's extremely to-the-point FAQ page, it seems they are not, in fact, "for real."

— Admiral Panda, Light Reading

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