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Beloved Pet Is Now Bacon

1:00 PM -- The Associated Press reports on a devastating mix-up in Macon, Georgia:

    A Georgia family is upset with their local sheriff's office after a deputy shot and killed their pet pig. Janice Jones said that Gator, a black, potbellied pig, was a friendly animal that her family had owned for five years and that her two children, ages 5 and 7, adored.

    "I have to explain to our children that Gator is no longer a part of our family," Jones said. "Pets are not disposable to us."

Try saying... "See ya later, pig named Gator!"

    David Davis, a chief deputy with the Bibb County Sheriff's Office, said a new neighbor of the Joneses called the sheriff's office Wednesday morning, telling them that a wild hog was in her flower bed in her yard.

Probably just seeking attention. After all, he is quite the ham! HAHAHA! Woo!

    The hog had no collar and looked like a wild hog, he said. A sheriff's deputy responded to the call and spent about two hours in the neighborhood, trying to decide what to do before finally shooting the pig, Davis said. Authorities also tried to call the Department of Natural Resources for help during the incident.

So, in other words, this little piggy is no longer keeping up with the Joneses.

– Red Panda, "Croc," Light Reading

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