Poop Happens

10:00 AM -- Headline o' the Day from that staid news service, Reuters:

Hide your old pills in poop, government says
    A pilot program at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration is looking at ways people can safely dispose of unused prescription drugs that are liable to be abused...

    Mixing prescription drugs with an undesirable substance, such as used coffee grounds or kitty litter, and putting them in impermeable, nondescript containers, such as empty cans or sealable bags, will further ensure the drugs are not diverted," it says.

    Of course some people do not drink coffee. But maybe they have a pet ferret.

    "Ferret waste, like nearly any other form of pet waste, can be effectively used to help prevent the abuse of unused prescription drugs," SAMHSA spokesman Mark Weber said.

    This news delighted the American Ferret Association.

    "The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse," the group said in a statement.
Monkey poop also works -- in fact, mine's already riddled with drugs.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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