WLAN's Spray Play
Forget 802.11 switches or antennas made from Pringles™ cans -- meet WiFi Spray, a revolutionary new product that actually cleans the air that carries 802.11 radio signals, making for faster data transfers and a more carefree life for you!
Honest! It's better than X-Ray Goggles!
It works like this: You simply spray the area around your computer and -- when data is transmitted over a wireless connection -- millions of "scrubbing molecules" [ed. note: now that's scientific!] are released into the signal path along with the bits and bytes. The makers say that an average bottle lasts about an hour.
Best of all, this modern day miracle is less than $20 for a 24 ounce bottle, a lot better value than some wireless LAN equipment we could mention.
Here at Unstrung we're using our spray in combination with our standard issue anti-emission hat and codpiece (see Where Did You Get That Hat?).
— Dan Jones, Senior Editor, Unstrung