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Short People

NOON -- Randy Newman was right. Junk New Scientist reports:

    Males that are born short have two and a half times the risk of attempting a violent suicide when adults than average length babies, a new study suggests.
Be it noted:

    Violent deaths were defined as hanging, shooting, cutting, jumping from height or in front of a moving vehicle, drowning, or intentionally crashing.
And why do stubbies tend to hang, drown, or intentionally crash?

    It has also been shown that women find tallness attractive...
— Larry, Tall Monkey, Light Reading

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