Monkey Assassins

5:35 PM -- AP reports on the latest incident of simian terrorism:

    Wild monkeys attacked a senior government official who then fell from a balcony at his home and died Sunday, media reported.

    New Delhi Deputy Mayor S.S. Bajwa was rushed to a hospital after the attack by a gang of Rhesus macaques, but succumbed to head injuries sustained in his fall, the Press Trust of India news agency and The Times of India reported.

    Many government buildings, temples and residential neighborhoods in New Delhi are overrun by Rhesus macaques, which scare passers-by and occasionally bite or snatch food from unsuspecting visitors.

    Last year, the Delhi High Court reprimanded city authorities for failing to stop the animals from terrifying residents and asked them to find a permanent solution to the monkey menace.

    Part of the problem is that devout Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman and feed them bananas and peanuts — encouraging them to frequent public places.

    Over the years, city authorities have employed monkey catchers who use langurs — a larger and fiercer kind of monkey — to scare or catch the macaques, but the problem persists.
We've reported previously in this space on New Delhi's Langur problem.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:00:20 PM
re: Monkey Assassins Slate offers advice on "What should you do if you're surrounded by angry macaques?" (http://www.slate.com/id/217641...

This includes: "form an 'O' with your mouth, lean toward them with your body and head, and raise your eyebrows."

You try it first.
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