Just the Facts, Chuck

5:00 PM -- Someone, it seems, has taken the list of facts about Chuck Norris that has been circulating the Internet and forwarded it... to Chuck Norris.

Taking time out from his grueling roundhouse-kicking schedule, Chuck responded quizzically on his own Website: "Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it."

So, has anyone clued in Vin Diesel or Mr. T yet? I want to know if it really was T who scared the black out of Michael Jackson.

— Red Panda, Fact Generator, Light Reading

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