IT's Up! No, It's Down!

NOON -- Why I'm glad I'm not a financial journalist, Part 103: Here are the top two headlines on Yahoo's company news page for BlackBerry at 4:30 p.m. EDT yesterday:
- Research In Motion shares slip ahead of results
MarketWatch (Thu 4:17pm)
- Research in Motion shares rebound ahead of results
MarketWatch (Thu 2:18pm)