I Hate When That Happens

9:00 AM -- Reuters reports on a New Year's Day mishap:

"Police in a Vancouver suburb reminded residents on Tuesday it was not a good idea to play with a loaded gun while using the bathroom..."

The good news is, he merely shot off his finger. And we're willing to bet it cured his hangover.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Pete Baldwin 12/5/2012 | 4:10:05 AM
re: I Hate When That Happens One of my best friends is a paramedic. Needless to say, his work stories are a lot more interesting than mine.

And they come with valuable lessons. Like, "Don't try to build a bomb at home, if you value your fingers" and "Don't walk on the freeway, especially at night, especially if you're drunk."
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