To increase vacuum sales you should:
- Wear the world's most tattered monkey suit;
- Stand outside in 95 degree heat; and
- Wave to cars and vacuum the concrete around a bus stop.
I'm not sure what lesson the vacuum shop's marketing strategy holds for telecom companies. But I would not be shocked if the hot vacuuming monkey were someday joined -- or replaced -- by Lightworks Lou (see Ciena Mascot Assaulted at NFOEC).
— Phil Harvey, News Editor, Light Reading