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Blessed Are the Uninsured

8:00 PM -- BBC News reports on a bizarre confluence of personal religion and personal finance:

    Insurers have withdrawn the cover on their virginity taken out by three sisters in the event of the second coming of Christ.

    Essex-based Britishinsurance.com confirmed it had provided the £1m policy, but said it was reviewed on Thursday following complaints.

    The firm said the women from Inverness had renewed the policy since 2000.

    The cover was meant to pay for the cost of bringing up Christ if one of them has a virgin birth...

    The siblings had paid £100 annually since 2000. If they had secured a payout, they stood to receive £1m.
A million pounds? Guess they were expecting a deadbeat dad.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:50:46 AM
re: Blessed Are the Uninsured If you were a woman, you would have.
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:50:46 AM
re: Blessed Are the Uninsured Second coming?
Now that's a very naughty joke.
Wish I'd thought of it.
sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:50:46 AM
re: Blessed Are the Uninsured I'd hate to be the claims adjustor on that case.
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