9:55 AM --
Reuters reports that "Bigfoot fever" is sweeping Malaysia:
Malaysia plans to send two teams of scientists to scour its southern rainforests and track down a huge ape said to have been spotted there, a government official said Friday...
"Natives who live in the jungle have seen it for generations and their legends call it the 'snaggle-toothed ghost'," said Chow. "Now we need forays by scientists to find it."
Ladies and gentlemen... Look upon Snaggletooth! The Eighth Wonder of the World!
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