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Larry, Monkey
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Larry, Monkey
6/27/2005

2:00 AM -- Cutting-edge British research takes another Great Leap for Mankind – Sprayonmud:

    Sprayonmud is a specially formulated spray-on product for anyone that wants to give friends, neighbours, colleagues or just anyone at all, the impression that they have been off-road or, at the very least, out in the country for the weekend.

    If you’ve got a 4X4 or off-roader, Sprayonmud will send a message to anyone who disapproves or is just plain envious – you use your off-roader, off the road as well as on it.
Message #2? If the SUV hadn't already given it away: You've got more money than brains. — Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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