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A Cow in Every Garage

10:25 AM -- Holy Cowabunga!

Toronto's Globe and Mail tells us a "wealthy Sri Lankan presidential candidate said he will use his personal fortune to buy a cow for every home if he is elected."

Hey. It sure beats the bull U.S. presidential candidates peddle.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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