11:00 AM -- Oh, no. We've been juiced.
From The Philter's PR pile, file this under things you'll never get me to watch:
Now available for the first time ever! The outrageous & shocking hidden camera comedy starring the most notorious celebrity on the planet: O.J. Simpson! Watch out Donal [sic] Trump, and move over Punk'd, because here comes the new catch phrase that everyone is talking about "You've been Juiced!" In fact, no one is safe because "THE JUICE" is loose...again! Get prepared to witness O.J. Simpson performing hilarious practical jokes and shocking hidden camera stunts on unsuspecting real life people all across America.Stop it, O.J. You're killing me.
— Phil Harvey, Unbelievable Entertainment Editor, Light Reading