Monkey Is an Ass Man

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September 9, 2005

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Monkey Is an Ass Man

NOON -- Yahoo News carries this report from Kuala Lumpur:

  • A monkey, apparently a pet, escaped, then chased a 12-year-old boy into his house and bit him on the buttocks in the western Malaysian state of Pahang, a news report said Friday.

    The monkey, which was believed to be a pet animal because there was a chain around its neck, ran up and down the street in the housing area in Kuantan town as it appeared just after dusk Wednesday, scaring people into their homes, the Bernama news agency reported.

One for us!

— Larry, Unchained Monkey, Light Reading

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