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Klaatu Kiwi Haka

Wish our sports teams did this...

August 30, 2005

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Klaatu Kiwi Haka

3:00 PM -- New Zealand's "All Blacks" rugby team has unveiled a new "haka" – apparently some kind of traditional Maori war chant, but now with better choreography.

It has to be seen to be believed, so click here, and then click on the video.

Seen it? Okay, then. "Two cents" time...

Just watching that gets Red Panda pretty pumped up, but frankly, after a good haka, it isn't it a bit of a letdown to just go play rugger?

Instead, post-haka, maybe try ritually slaughtering your opponents and displaying their heads on pikes, then eating them. And then raping their women. And when you run out of women, their livestock.

— All Red Panda, Anthropological Correspondent, Light Reading

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