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Another Hasselhoff-related tragedy
March 9, 2007
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12:10 PM -- The dread Hasselhoff Syndrome has claimed yet another victim, according to this item from Metro.co.uk:
In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.
The details of mechanic Chris Donald's alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.
Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider...
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