A Slow Year for Peace

7:40 AM -- This'll make Glenn Beck cry. U.S. President Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

"Peoples" may mean Republicans and Democrats. Or stock brokers and automotive execs.

This may be the first time the Prize has been awarded on spec.

Well, congratulations, Big O, for not being W.

And good luck on Afghanistan.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading