Sir Charge!

11:00 AM -- The competition between cable and phone companies has been downright nasty for some time. But now, thanks to Time Warner Cable Inc. (NYSE: TWC), it is also downright hilarious. If you live in New York, you're probably already well acquainted with Sir Charge. If you don't, then here's what you're missing out on:

In business, you need to give the people what they want. We wanted more Sir Charge. Time Warner was happy to oblige.

— Sir Raymond McConville, Reporter, Light Reading