Falwell Raptured
Jerry opts for early retirement
May 15, 2007
3:00 PM -- The founder of the Moral Majority went to meet his maker today. Jerry Falwell – cut down at the tender age of 73, but his Words of Wisdom will continue to inspire new generations:
"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”
"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.”
"The whole [global warming] thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.”
"Textbooks are Soviet propaganda."
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
According to BBC News, "The Rev Al Sharpton said he was deeply saddened and was praying for the Falwell family."
Right, Al. Me too.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
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