Tofu: No Reason For It

4:30 PM -- Unimpeachable Yahoo News tells us what all right-thinking monkeys had long ago inferred: Tofu not only has the consistency and taste of an art gum eraser, but it's about equally good for you.

But the good news... When you empty a bucket of soy beans, they assume the shape of a Easter Island stone effigy:

Soy Beans Easter Island
Or is it Underdog?

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 4:08:23 AM
re: Tofu: No Reason For It You are about as "left-Thinking" a monkey I've run across. Anyway, have they been putting too much soy oil in you Nuty Monkey Treats?


They have proven that too much soy can impede normal brain activity...

White L. Association of High Midlife Tofu Consumption with Accelerated Brain Aging. Plenary Session #8: Cognitive Function, The Third International Soy Symposium, Program, November 1999, page 26. An ongoing study of Japanese Americans living in Hawaii found a significant statistical relationship between two or more servings of tofu per week and "accelerated brain aging." Those participants who consumed tofu in mid life had lower cognitive function in late life and a greater incidence of Alzheimer's and dementia.

Could explain alot...better lay off the nuty treats. :)

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 4:08:19 AM
re: Tofu: No Reason For It I've been intending to throw out those Nutty Treats, but I somehow keep forgetttngngngbngjbrgbrrrrr...
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