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The Toilet Bowl

Larry, Monkey
Monkey Bidness
Larry, Monkey
9/30/2009

6:15 PM -- Got money to throw away this holiday season? The Daily News has your target:

    The Yankees are set to announce Wednesday they will sponsor a postseason college bowl to be played at the new Yankee Stadium with a seating capacity of 47,000 beginning in the 2010 season, the Daily News has learned.

    The game, which will be tentatively known as "The Yankee Bowl," will feature a representative of the Big East Conference (most likely the fourth slotted team) against the seventh-slotted team from the Big 12. The game has yet to be approved by the NCAA...
...or by common decency. Rutgers vs. Baylor, anyone?

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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shygye75
shygye75
12/5/2012 | 3:55:19 PM
re: The Toilet Bowl
If Sara Lee, the struggling conglomerate that now owns Ty-D-Bowl, offered the Yanks $10 million for the naming rights to this event, which would become something like the Ty-D-Bowl Yankees Bowl, (a) how long do you think the Steinbrenners would think about taking that money, and (b) would they or wouldn't they?
Larry, Monkey
Larry, Monkey
12/5/2012 | 3:55:19 PM
re: The Toilet Bowl


Hankee would hesitate about 0.6 seconds.


Nobody doesn't like Ty-D-Bowl, but KFC may get in there first with its Cholesterol Bowl.  

shygye75
shygye75
12/5/2012 | 3:55:18 PM
re: The Toilet Bowl
The halftime show alone would be worth the price of admission.
Larry, Monkey
Larry, Monkey
12/5/2012 | 3:55:18 PM
re: The Toilet Bowl


Joint sponsorship, maybe: The Purge Bowl.

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