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Need something to fill out a Friday?

September 20, 2013

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Ooh my soul, it's still only 9:30 in the morning... What the hell can I do to kill time for the rest of Friday?

Yeah, we've all been there, you've already drunk gallons of crapola Keurig cup coffee and ruined your pants by spilling the jelly from the stale quarter of a donut left in the break room. The Australian pig that got drunk and fought a cow gave you a few laughs, and the random Northampton clown provoked a shiver or two.

But the day has barely started and you're already bored. Only the fevered irritation of trying to download iOS 7.0 onto your old-ass iPhone stands as respite from hours of desultory Web browsing at your desk.

Well, we've got one word for you: Pranks. That's right. Only petty and childish acts of minor cruelty against your co-workers can eat up the soul-crushing tedium between now and your first Jersey turnpike shot at The Blarney Stone. Whassat you say? You can't think of any pranks? Oh, trouble not, we've got you covered with five of the best telecom-related pranks below. Just don't blame us if you end up crazy-glued to a toilet seat. Click on the image to join the fun: Figure 1: The inappropriate away message Wait until he leaves his cube, then change his IM auto response to 'Taking a dump, back in five.' Wait until he leaves his cube, then change his IM auto response to
"Taking a dump, back in five." — The Staff, Light Reading

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