Seventh Inning Spread

1:30 PM -- The Milwaukee Brewers were offering free prostate examinations at Miller Park last night. Everyone who took part got two free tickets to a future game.

Now, that takes a die-hard fan.

Every ballpark should offer these exams. Hell. After the $60 ticket, the $25 parking, the $6 hotdogs, and the $8 beers... I already feel as if I've had one.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Pete Baldwin 12/5/2012 | 3:08:59 PM
re: Seventh Inning Spread Oh gawd, that was real?! I saw it mentioned on a baseball site and thought it was a joke.

I wouldn't associate "ballpark" with "sanitary." I'm sure they had a room or something, but -- you know, I don't really want to know any details.
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:08:57 PM
re: Seventh Inning Spread they had a trailer set up outside the ballpark. don't that sound inviting? better than a station wagon, i guess...
i wonder whether it was co-promoted with their famous sausage race. or do we not want to go there?
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