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No Wonder She Quit

6:30 PM -- Gosh darned kids. They've gone and spoiled the moose poop festival of family fun, dontcha know. Anchorage Daily News has the tragic story:

    A weekend of mayhem at the annual Talkeetna Moose Dropping Festival has left one young man presumed dead, others injured and dozens of locals wondering what happened to their one-time family-friendly fundraiser...

    Amanda Randles, a bartender at the Fairview Inn, said the town "was just hit by an unbelievable amount of people."

    At one point, she went to a window on the second floor of the inn and looked out. "It reminded me of Times Square New York," she said. "It was chaos."
That'd be Times Square with moose droppings.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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