Tofu: No Reason For It

4:30 PM -- Unimpeachable Yahoo News tells us what all right-thinking monkeys had long ago inferred: Tofu not only has the consistency and taste of an art gum eraser, but it's about equally good for you.

But the good news... When you empty a bucket of soy beans, they assume the shape of a Easter Island stone effigy:

Or is it Underdog?

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading