11:30 AM -- These monkeys know how to deal with the paparazzi. ChinaDaily.com reports:

A visitor to Fuzhou Zoo had his phone stolen and his arm scratched after he took photos of a group of Assamese macaques.

Zheng Dong was taking snaps of the monkeys when one of them suddenly snatched his phone and started chewing it.

Zheng climbed over the railings and tried to get his phone...

Good idea, Zheng Dong.

...but three of the macaques flew into a rage and scratched his arm.

He got off easy. Russell Crowe would have punched him out.

— Larry, 1G Attack Monkey, Light Reading