The Sceptered Isle's Wiltshire Times reports optimistically that
- Skipping with sausages could put Trowbridge on the map. Pupils at the John of Gaunt School, Trowbridge, came up with the idea of a sausage skipping event as their entry in the national Make Your Mark contest, run as part of Enterprise Week.
Will this involve Trowbridgians prancing about while grasping their sausages? Or is it a matter of skimming sausages across the surface of the local millpond? Or perhaps they're simply going to forgo their morning porky comestible? "No thanks, dear, I'm skipping sausage. We need to get on the bally map, what what?"
Sigh. Got Spam?
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading