A tubby panda is such a turnoff...
January 17, 2007
9:00 AM -- The Associated Press reports:
Chuang Chuang the Panda is just too heavy to have sex.
Hmm... Sounds like a revised version of "I have a headache..."
"Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him," said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.
Uh oh, looks like Chuang Chuang's girlfriend may be seeking Bang Bang elsewhere...
They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.
Presumably, the next step is for the couple to appear on Dr. Phil.
— Red, "Lin Hui: Call Me," Panda, Light Reading
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