Take the Alien Test

8:45 AM -- The London-based Website, InChelsea.com, generously shares "a list of 58 common indicators shared by most UFO abductees."

Many are obvious: low self-esteem, inflated self-esteem, vegetarianism, waking up in your car, "have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter..." But a couple hit uncomfortably close to this treehouse:

    Have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with...

    Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as an odd "feeling" that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with "something.")
They're here!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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