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The Telegraph brings news of yet another Xmas gift for that special someone you despise:
American fast-food chain Burger King has come up with a novel Christmas gift idea for the meat-loving man who has everything: barbecue-scented cologne.
Visit the Burger King Website if you'd like to see a high-larious shot of that relentlessly annoying King-Guy seductively stripped down to his whopper. And if you have a really gaping hole in your life.