- Hilary Osborne is in need of some help with her haggis
And do check out the poet's epochal tribute:
Address To A Haggis
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
With neeps 'n' tatties... Mmmmmmm... It's offal!
— Larry, As Lang's My Esophagus, Monkey, Light Reading