Don't Go There
Highlights include the Testicle Festival in Missoula, Montana (slogan: "Have a Ball"), the Tap Water Museum in Beijing (where the city water, she notes, is "still unsafe to drink"), and Nevada.
Ms. Price welcomes your own contributions, as does the undersigned Monkey.
High on my list of things to avoid? The Bucket List. Don't go there.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading