Spam-Oil Salesmen

Spammer, heal thyself!

May 22, 2005

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Spam-Oil Salesmen

8:30 AM -- The traveling spam wagon pulled up early this Sunday morning:

  • The New Breakthrough of "The Antidote"
    PROVEN FORMULA Not available in any retail outlet -

    Ships direct from the medical research facility.
    Kills all Known Viruses & Bacteria kept in the body as diseases before they attack.

    • *Common flus/colds

    The Antidote is the answer for virus/bacteria free-living.

Now, no one could call Larry a cynic, but I suspect that if you click on the associated link, you'll catch a virus for which there is no known cure. We'll file this under what we like to call "Life's Little Ironies."

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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