Falwell Raptured

Jerry opts for early retirement

May 15, 2007

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Falwell Raptured

3:00 PM -- The founder of the Moral Majority went to meet his maker today. Jerry Falwell – cut down at the tender age of 73, but his Words of Wisdom will continue to inspire new generations:

  • "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”

  • "The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.”

  • "The whole [global warming] thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.”

  • "Textbooks are Soviet propaganda."

  • "If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

    According to BBC News, "The Rev Al Sharpton said he was deeply saddened and was praying for the Falwell family."

    Right, Al. Me too.

    — Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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