Seventh Inning Spread

Taking one for the team

May 9, 2007

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Seventh Inning Spread

1:30 PM -- The Milwaukee Brewers were offering free prostate examinations at Miller Park last night. Everyone who took part got two free tickets to a future game.

Now, that takes a die-hard fan.

Every ballpark should offer these exams. Hell. After the $60 ticket, the $25 parking, the $6 hotdogs, and the $8 beers... I already feel as if I've had one.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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