Czarina Katrina

9:00 AM -- Reuters reports today that former Secretary of Tokenism Colon Powell "is among various names mentioned in Washington as a potential 'hurricane czar' to take over the long-term recovery effort."

Hurricane Czar. Oy.

I nominate Jimmy Carter. He's an experienced do-gooder -- and he could be known as Hurricane Carter.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading